The Marx Brothers: "Duck Soup"



"Bob Roland: We've got to get rid of that man at once. Now I've got a plan. You say something to make him mad, and he'll strike you... and we'll force him to leave the country. 


Rufus T. Firefly: That's a swell plan... why couldn't you arrange for me to strike him? 
Bob Roland: Ambassador Trentino is a very sensitive man. Perhaps if you insult him. He's very easy to insult. Why, I said something to Vera Marcal in his presence once, and he slapped my face. 
Rufus T. Firefly: Why didn't Vera slap your face? 
Bob Roland: She did. 
Rufus T. Firefly: What'd you say to her? 
[Roland whispers it in his ear. Firefly slaps his face
Rufus T. Firefly: You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Where'd you hear that story? 
Bob Roland: Why, you told it to me. 
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh yes, I remember. I should have slapped Mrs. Teasdale's face when she told it to me."









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