Woody Allen's: "Mighty Aphrodite"

"Max: Who is the boss between you and mommy? 
Lenny Weinrib: Who is the boss? You have to ask that? I'm the boss. Mommy is only the decision maker."

"Greek Chorus Leader: Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.